Michael [almost 17 years old] does not like Justin Bieber, even though they are close in age [Beebs is 19]. Michael has nothing against him personally, but the Beebs needs to get some better advice about his LOOK. Because somebody has told this boy some irresponsible and inaccurate things. Here, we wish to send some constructive criticism to the Beebs.
Dear Justin:
1. Justin, you are not the white Michael Jackson, even if you like to wear gloves, as in this story.
2. The modified "blowout" hairstyle looks silly. I don't care what Huffpost says.
3. The "poopy pants" looks takes sagging to a whole new, RIDICULOUS degree. Just stop. You were never in prison so why would you want to look like it?? Except, you look sorta like a prison choreographer...
and what's with the hat?? Did you steal it from an effeminate trucker?? oh wait, you must use it to train the hair up into that pompadour...
this is just SAD....
and for more snark, this amusing clip from TMZ:
"I don't know what this world is coming to... we're going to be overrun by these people..." -- Michael Thompson, age 16 3/4
Dude, if guys your own age think you need professional help, get some help, KK??
