Wow, what a busy day. I got very little sleep last night and so I was thinking I'd take a nap this afternoon but there was no time.Working from home ain't always what it's cracked up to be. Unless you count the fact I can wear PJs all day...
Busy's actually good, though. work = money. Yay.
You know what I do sometimes for fun?!?!I giggle at reality TV show ads.
Ever wonder where they get the weirdos nutjobs loonies delightfully droll individuals you see on Jerry Springer or other "reality" TV shows? Wonder no more!
Now, so my blog won't get picked up all the wrong kind of search engines [cough cough] I have taken a certain word out and replaced it with the word "kitchen" it's a word that means, um, well.... I think you can figure it out. I replaced the word "f*t**" [guess that one too] with the word "sneeze"
CASTING: TV SHOW looking for people who live an alternative lifestyle
A documentary TV series is looking for people who practice a
non-mainstream lifestyle or ritual who are willing to share their story.
We are looking for people who:
-Practice out of the ordinary healing or medical techniques- ancient
medicinal practices, spiritual medicine, or cultural alternative
medicine that many others may find strange or even gross: venom therapy,
leech therapy, cow urine therapy, breast milk therapy, or any other
unique forms of healing.
Or
-Have an unusual kitchen-ual lifestyle such as objectophilia, techno-kitchen-uality, electroshock sneeze, or any other unique sneezes.
Or
-Practice any other unique lifestyles that others may find strange or shocking.
Through sharing your story, this program aims to promote understanding
and bring exposure to these various alternative lifestyles. If
interested please respond to this ad or email us at xxxxxx@xxxxx.xxx with a description of your lifestyle, name,
age, contact info, and a current photo. We look forward to learning
more about your lifestyle!
The project is time sensitive so we look forward to your response ASAP! Compensation is provided for those chosen.
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IS YOUR KITCHEN LIFE IN TROUBLE? (NYC)
Do you have a kitchen secret you want to reveal to your partner?
Have you ever made a kitchen tape and your mate doesn't know?!
Do you want to come clean about your kitchen scandal?
Are you working in the kitchen industry and you want to reveal it to your family?
Do you have a kitchen fetish and your partner doesn't know about it?
Reply with your name and phone number today!
Must be available tomorrow, 9/11 and 9/12
CALL TODAY!!! xxx-xxx-xxxx
All of your expenses, up to $2000 including related fees, travel, meals,
DNA tests, and lie detector tests- will be covered. Contact us today so
we can help you resolve your issues!
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TV Talk Show Seeking Guests! Expenses Up To $2000
SECRET TO REVEAL BEFORE WEDDING? ...OR AFTER?
Is there a secret you need to get off your chest before you walk down the aisle?
Or did you just get married and already have secrets from your spouse you are too scared to reveal?
Did you have an affair before or after the wedding and need to come clean?
Reveal your secret on our show where we have expert mediators and
relationship counselors to help you mend your relationship no matter how
bad the secret is! ****FREE TRIP TO NYC**** FREE FLIGHTS****HOTEL****
MEAL MONEY** COUNSELING SESSION PROVIDED
***REPLY TO THIS EMAIL OR CALL OR TEXT KERRI AT xxx-xxx-xxxx OR FELICIA AT xxx-xxx-xxxx TODAY!!!
National TV Talk Show in NEW YORK CITY is seeking guests! All of your expenses, up to $2000 including related fees, travel, meals, DNA tests, and lie detector tests- will be covered by the show. Contact us
today so we can help you resolve your issues!
// So to recap: IF YOU WANT TO GO TO NEW YORK CITY, all expenses paid, act weird. ACT. Greatest acting training in the world, "reality" TV
[my daughter drew the delightful fellow above when she first came home]
