Nothing much going on in my world except I am insanely busy and the To Do list just seems to keep growing.
Michael had to sit still in the lifeguard chair yesterday for 3 hours right after school, and he came home in an insanely bad mood. It was contagious. That's all I have to say about that.
There is a tiny bird who has decided that hopping around my front porch is her favorite activity, despite Lola trying to eat her.
Lola ate a tomato wrapped in pink plastic wrap a few days ago. She pooped out the plastic the other day. Freaked me right out. I thought her intestines were coming out. Then she saw kids walking down the street, got excited, and stopped pooping. The plastic was hanging out of her butt with a little poop ball on the end. The more she wagged her tail and jumped around , the more wildly the little poop on a rope swung from her butt. I had to work hard to keep her from running away, so I couldn't video it, but trust me, it was funny.
I saw a job ad for someone to make gourmet chocolates. It said "Must be interested in the culinary." I was tempted to send in a resume with a photo and say DO YOU SEE HOW MUCH I LOVE CHOCOLATE?! but I figured they probably get in tons of resumes like that... [pun intended]
It's going to 87 here today. That's a weirdly hot day in May, even for Atlanta.
I know this will sound wacky but it's real. Anyplace on your body that hurts, take a small magnet, just like a fridge magnet, and place it on the sore spot. Tap it 50 times with your fingertip. It makes the hurt go away. Arthritis in your knee? Sore back? Headache? Tap with a magnet. It can be a really weak little magnet you buy at a crafts store. Tapping the magnet WORKS. [However, those magnetized bracelets don't. You must tap in the magnetic power.]
I have no idea WHY it works, but it does.
